“Mrs Lilley has joined the iPad generation. And, at age 92 and 11/12th not a moment too soon”

Mrs Lilley and her new friendAs you can see, Mrs Lilley has a new friend. Her companion arrived at Christmas, wrapped in a box with a crimson ribbon. Mrs Lilley has joined the iPad generation. And, at age 92 and 11/12th not a moment too soon.

Mrs Lilley has mastered Skype, Face-Time and emails, downloads the newspapers, has found an App for crossword solving and has mastered BBC’s iPlayer, TVCatchup and the News Channel. And, she is a dab-hand at taking photographs (Groan). Courtesy Mr Google she has visited the Sistine Chapel, Marks and Spencer’s sale and WeightWatchers (Don’t ask, she’s as thin as a rake!).

We’re thinking about the ‘Big Red Button’ App that will alert me by text and email if she has a problem. It can also connect her to the emergency services if required. I think the ice cream box, with the red-button, sitting on the sideboard may well go back to the call-centre, along with the annual subscription.

Mum can connect anywhere, find out anything from sponge baking to spondylitis. New shoes to nuclear fission. Alas, she cannot connect with the doctor’s surgery and speak to the nurse, report her blood pressure and peak flow readings or talk to the doctor. She can’t ‘do’ an outpatient’s appointment or have a face to face with the pharmacy.

It does seem rational, doesn’t it? A reasonable thing to ask? In this day and age, e-mail, Face-Time or Skype, might be a reasonable choice for a patient to transact with the NHS?

The NHS delivers theoretical, academic, policy-wonk choice. Ministers think a competition between six providers means choice. It doesn’t. Whoever wins is what we get. No choice for the patient. Ministers think of choice in terms of retail. Choose the wrong dress, holiday, evening meal; no harm done. Choose the wrong surgeon and the wrong procedure; catastrophe. That’s why patients say; ‘What would you do Doc?’

Once again Roy Lilley makes the opportunity clear in the latest issue of News and Commentary from Roy Lilley. Could you imagine the potential if a mobile operator hired someone like this to head their mHealth strategy?

As I died a slow death during last weeks Digital Policy Alliance paper launch in Westminister during which politicians wielding reams of rehashed printed literature pondered the “potential to use technology, in the form of telecare and telehealth, to both improve the client/patient experience and to reduce cost” it struck me that most people involved in government policy decisions in this area haven’t the first clue about the D-I-Y cliff that we’re standing on the edge of.

What better time to start building my “Museum of TeleHealth/Telecare”:

Mains powered Ice-Cream Box with bluetooth, B/W screen and grey buttons:

Mains Powered Telecare hub

Mains powered Telecare Whoopie Cushion:

Telecare Whoopie Cushion

The £2,500 reverse hinged Touchscreen Telecare PC with cursor pointer and Windows 95 inspired UI:

Intel Health Guide

Table top diet coach robot (with blinky eyes):

Autom Diet Robot

Home Robots for those who don’t have mobile phones:

Mobile Robot Companion Lets hope Herjans call wasnt important

I want everything to have it’s own screen:

Why does everything need its own screen

Why can’t I just use an iPad?:

TeleHealth Video Calling

Where did I put the 1000 page manual?:

Intel Tablet

I don’t know what I’d do without “My Medic”:

MyMedic

Did I mention I have arthritis?:

Where would I be if I lost this toothpick

Compact, ergonomic and highly flexible

Viterion 500 Telehealth Monitor'

PS. If you have any pictures to share of these rare, expensive and unloved dinosaurs (especially in the wild with the cables running in/out and all over the place) please share them with us on Twitter or in the comments and I’ll add them.

Update 19 Feb 2015: This Wall Street Journal article gives us a snapshot of the latest range of unconnected white and grey boxes from Philips featuring 1990’s retro monochrome LCD screens:

WSJ remote patient monitoring

2 Responses to “Mrs Lilley has joined the iPad generation. And, at age 92 and 11/12th not a moment too soon”

  1. […] A statement like “Direct to consumer just doesn’t work” sounds to me like one of those things far too many in healthcare just accept as a reality. It always surprised me that so many think this despite the existence of a multi-billion dollar alternative health industry, and for anyone tracking the mHealth market how can you not be aware that patients are increasingly bringing their own devices. […]

  2. […] As we approach the Mobile Moment (when Mobile phones will become the first consumer gadget that will be as wildly distributed as mankind) I think it would be a good idea for “TeleHealth” champions to rebrand their efforts and focus to “mHealth” as for one thing it will help shake off the perceptions held by Healthcare Professionals who have had an experience of Ice Cream Boxes for oldies. […]

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